Top 10 Things that Make Women Look Old
Can wearing the wrong thing actually make you look older than you are?
The answer, is… darlings, absolutely YES.
Here are the Top Ten things that make you look old , if you are a woman. Men… You’ll get your turn next.
1. Visible panty lines
A lined butt is an old looking butt. I don’t care who you are or how your butt looks.
2. Bright pink lipstick/heavy makeup
Incredibly outdated. Makes any wrinkles you do have look much worse. Plus small insects can get stuck on your face. Not good.
3. Using a really old cell phone
Come on. They are called Smart Phones because smart people use them. Smart and not old.
4. Baggy Clothes
If you can hide a large ham under your blouse, it’s time to downsize. Get something that fits.
5. Arm candy more than 15 years younger than you.
The rule for dating or marrying a younger man is half your age plus 7. or…3 if you’re a man magnet. I mean… Do you really want to be asked if that’s your grandson?
5. Pantyhose
Yuck.
6. Undereye circles
Nothing will age you more than grey circles under your eyes. Get some concealer, and have a pro match it to your skin tone.
7. Short hair, Long hair, Grey hair
Depends on your face shape, but usually anything TOO long, TOO short or TOO grey will add years on your face.
8. Scrunchies in your hair
They should be banned.
9. Leggings
These don’t even look good on great legs…
10. TIE between bike shorts and fanny packs
So 80′s. Unless you are actually on a bike, please don’t wear these. The combination of the two is particularly lethal.
Thanks, dolls! Smooches!
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July 3, 2010 at 4:01 pm
How about shapeless “Mom jeans” that reach up to your chest?
July 6, 2010 at 11:24 am
This is so true, every woman should read this & memorize!
July 13, 2010 at 7:31 am
why did you post all the problems I’d been emailing you about.. you said that they were PRIVATE!! hahahahahah Oh the things I have seen in my court… i should start taking pictures
)))) -SMOOCHES
September 4, 2010 at 7:13 am
All great points! My pet peeves: orange-y striped highlights on blonde hair; badly tailored clothing with seams pulled too tight or threads etc visible and a too-long jacket over a suit! And totally agree with Amanda!! MOM JEANS may be #1.