This one is for all of you boys and girls who just don’t get it. And for those who DO, but just haven’t found the words.
It’s also a shameless plug for my two shops, Sueanne Shirzay Jewelry and What We Did 4 Love. : ) Ladies, you know what to do. Tape this post to the TV remote. His forehead… iPad… Refrigerator? If you need help shopping, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or call. 516 241-5836. Clicking on the photos will also get you to the sites.
Top 10 Reasons Chicks Dig Jewelry:
1. It always fits. It doesn’t shrink and mock you from the closet like your skinny jeans that you can’t wear anymore do.
2. It makes us feel even more gorgeous than we know we already are
3. It’s sparkly
4. It defines our style
5. It makes your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend jealous.
We beotches can be competitive.
6. It brings out our best features .
If worn above the waist, especially .
7. It sometimes makes clanky noises so you know we’re approaching… thus giving men ample time to hide their porn.
8. It comes in pretty pretty rainbow colors. Ahhh rainbows.
9. It feels good on our skin. But it usually looks a little better than a green seaweed masque.
10. It symbolizes love if given as a gift. Or guilt. We don’t care.
Just buy us the dang jewelry.
I hope this clears up the mystery… of Why Chicks Dig Jewelry.
; ) Ciao, Gorgeous!