Top 10 Things that Make Women Look Old
Can wearing the wrong thing actually make you look older than you are?
The answer, is… darlings, absolutely YES.
Here are the Top Ten things that make you look old , if you are a woman. Men… You’ll get your turn next.
1. Visible panty lines
A lined butt is an old looking butt. I don’t care who you are or how your butt looks.
2. Bright pink lipstick/heavy makeup
Incredibly outdated. Makes any wrinkles you do have look much worse. Plus small insects can get stuck on your face. Not good.
3. Using a really old cell phone
Come on. They are called Smart Phones because smart people use them. Smart and not old.
4. Baggy Clothes
If you can hide a large ham under your blouse, it’s time to downsize. Get something that fits.
5. Arm candy more than 15 years younger than you.
The rule for dating or marrying a younger man is half your age plus 7. or…3 if you’re a man magnet. I mean… Do you really want to be asked if that’s your grandson?
6. Undereye circles
Nothing will age you more than grey circles under your eyes. Get some concealer, and have a pro match it to your skin tone.
7. Short hair, Long hair, Grey hair
Depends on your face shape, but usually anything TOO long, TOO short or TOO grey will add years on your face.
8. Scrunchies in your hair
They should be banned.
These don’t even look good on great legs…
10. TIE between bike shorts and fanny packs
So 80’s. Unless you are actually on a bike, please don’t wear these. The combination of the two is particularly lethal.
Thanks, dolls! Smooches!