Archive for November 2011

Why Chicks Dig Jewelry

November 14, 2011

This one is for all of you boys and girls who just don’t get it. And for those who DO, but just haven’t found the words.

It’s also a shameless plug for my two shops, Sueanne Shirzay Jewelry and What We Did 4 Love. : ) Ladies, you know what to do. Tape this post to the TV remote. His forehead… iPad… Refrigerator? If you need help shopping, email me at sueanneshirzay3@gmail.com or call. 516 241-5836. Clicking on the photos will also get you to the sites.

Top 10 Reasons Chicks Dig Jewelry:

1. It always fits. It doesn’t shrink and mock you from the closet like your skinny jeans that you can’t wear anymore do.

Mermaid Necklace from SSJ

2. It makes us feel even more gorgeous than we know we already are

That’s HOT earrings from SSJ

3. It’s sparkly

Sparkly Icicle earrings from SSJ

4. It defines our style

Believe turquoise necklace by Beth Lerner exclusively in WWD4L

5. It makes your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend jealous.

We beotches can be competitive.

I’ve got the Flowah necklace by Tina Tang in WWD4L

6. It brings out our best features .

If worn above the waist, especially .

Mermaid earrings in SSJ

7. It sometimes makes clanky noises so you know we’re approaching… thus giving men ample time to hide their porn.

LEO necklace, part of the zodiac collection in SSJ

8. It comes in pretty pretty rainbow colors. Ahhh rainbows.

This Crush ain’t goin’ away earrings in SSJ

9. It feels good on our skin. But it usually looks a little better than a green seaweed masque.

Let’s Go Laughing earrings in SSJ

10. It symbolizes love if given as a gift. Or guilt. We don’t care.

Just buy us the dang  jewelry.

I hope this clears up the mystery… of Why Chicks Dig Jewelry.

; ) Ciao, Gorgeous!

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